Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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