gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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