My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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