It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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