Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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