i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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