Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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