so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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