soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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