That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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