He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i out mim tonsoeep
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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