This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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