First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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