so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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