So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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