I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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