this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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