I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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