@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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