This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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