so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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