I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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