It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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