He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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