so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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