just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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