youre lurking in front of me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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