Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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