just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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