He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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