my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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