Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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