my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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