Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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