There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you traded sex for a burrito?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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