There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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