WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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