Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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