so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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