Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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