Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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