Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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