Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
false alarm, still single
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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