Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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