you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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