I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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