I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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