Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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