I think I died a long time ago.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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