I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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